Wild horses could not drag me to the TV screen to watch Big Brother.
All I could tell you about series 8 is that Jonathan Durden has probably gone a long way to blowing his career, and MCBD's reputation with it (registration may be required).
And that there are a pair of (typically) blond twins. Who, it now turns out, are telepathic. No idea if this was primed somehow, in true Derren Brown fashion, but it's very, very funny...
If you want it, there's a higher def version here.
