"Create an interesting talking point with these fantastic MEERKAT GARDEN WOBBLERS...This family of meerkats will add humour and originality to any garden...Simply stake into the ground, poke their heads out of bushes, shrubs, flowerbeds etc and watch them gently sway in the slightest of breeze".
Nuff said!
And one even comes with a jaunty red neckerchief. Why?! Who knows. Maybe he's a bit of a rebel.
Do people actually buy this stuff? Particularly at £19.99. And from the Guardian of all places!
If anyone from Coopers is passing by, I'd love to know.